Clarence is head of Art.

Clarence has been rewriting a famous cartoon in Latin.

If you'd like to translate a joke into Latin, choose one here and add it in the comments!

The source is 5,000 ans d'humeur juifs.

Here's a good short joke:

A man approaches a Rabbi.

'I know an old widow who's too poor to pay her rent. Can the community help?'

'Of course, here, take this. But tell me, are you family?'

'No Rabbi, I'm her landlord.'

Here's another:

WWII has been over for some years. An unemployed French man without visible means spends conspicuous amounts of money in bars and clubs by night and by day cruises around in his sports car.

'What's your secret?' his best friend asks him. 'Are you in the black market?'

'No, don't tell anyone, I'm hiding two jews in my cellar. They're paying me well.'

'But the war finished years ago!'

'Yes, but I haven't told them yet.'

Professor Fluffy, expert on Roman history appointed Head of History Department

The headmaster's brother Prof. Fluffy (no nepotism here) has been appointed Head of History at Moleborough College. He has wasted no time in presenting his essay on Caesar and Churchill: Parallel lives. He has also created a game, like all the other teachers.