Beaker has taken delivery of his new learning resource. It contains a shark tooth, Crinoid, an Ammonite, a Nautiloid, Fossil wood, a gastropod, a sea urchin, fossil coral. He's sure the year six boys are going to love it!
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the format is parody, the content is serious
fictis jocari nos meminerit Phaedrus Lib.1
Professor Beaker has been appointed Head of Geograhy as well as Head of science after Icelandic authorities scaled down their search for Professor Lindenmole and his team days after they went missing in Sneffels Yokul. We still pray for their safe return, said Tea Monkey.
Captain Pigsie dominated with a captain's innings, making his fourth century this term. He retired on 105 to let the others have a go. Australian born Cal then took over the run scoring, with a run rate of 6.2 runs an over. With the ball Peter Rabbit kept his composure against some tenacious Stoat batting, and when he dispatched the stoat number five for 82 (who looked suspiciously older than everyone else) it was all but over. Well done boys!
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